Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Paris, Airplanes, and Secret Government Operations!

Long time no write bloggers! And no it isn't for a lack of dreams I just haven't really cared to much in a while. However, last night's dream deserves to be recorded, and maybe the dream before that too!

The dream started as I was saying goodbye to my parents and getting on an airplane to some town in France. On the airplane, my parents were kind enough to get me a first class seat and I got to know the man sitting next to me. About halfway through the flight the flight attendant asks the man to come with her for a moment. He gets up and follows her, which I thought was strange so I kind of snuck behind them because I was morbidly curious. Other flight attendants and passengers were all walking to the same place, another airplane that attached itself to ours. The passengers were being escorted to their corresponding chairs in the adjacent plane. They were also wearing the oxygen masks but it was pretty obvious that there wasn't oxygen pouring into the masks. All of the selected passengers were passed out and the flight attendants were injecting something into the jaws of the passengers. It was obviously some undetectable device that was tracker or something crazy like that. One of the flight attendants saw me watching this scene and threatens that if I don't get out of there and quick there will be far worse people to come and hurt me. So naturally, I get the heck out of dodge and return safely to my seat. I fall asleep hoping to forget about what I saw and before I know it I am landed in France.

Then my dream montages to a few weeks later, and the incident on the flight almost forgotten. One day I am walking to the market and I see none other than Jared (long time no see for this guy). He welcomes me with a great smile and open arms. He immediately launches into a prepared speech about how he had done things all wrong and that he wanted to start all over with a first date again. I was confused though because last I heard he was dating someone. He said that girl and him were over and that she obviously wasn't me. I thought it was a sweet speech so I agreed to a second first date. When he arrives at my place and for some reason he is always smiling. This is the moment were I realized he had a trick up his sleeve and I wasn't going to like it. I looked at him and said "just tell me, you actually don't want to go on a date, do you even have money? What do you really have in mind?" Once again smiling the whole time he responds with,"I actually don't want to go on a date, I just really wanted to ask you for money and have my way with you in bed." I was completely aghast, he was just so blunt and I just couldn't believe it. I just went upstairs and he followed with that stupid grin on his face. I just asked him how much money he needed and gave him whatever he needed because I just didn't want to deal with that. In the goodness of his heart (sarcasm), he decided he wanted to hang out after all, go figure. We actually had some fun once all things were out in the open and I didn't have to pretend that he wasn't an asshole.

We continue to hang out, but before long I head back to the states to visit my family. That means getting on an airplane. The ride is going fine and smooth until I decide to get up and move around on the long return flight home. I see my friend Jenny and start talking to her while holding my ipad and blanket. Before I know it, the whole entire plane starts falling head on into the ocean. I have no idea what is going on but something has me pinned to the wall so I don't go flying around the airplane cabin.  Eventually, we land in the water and the life preserver rafts are already out and I notice only the people who had the device implanted in their jaws were getting off. The rest of the people were slowly walking around in a daze. The flight attendants then shuffled the rest of the people without devices into the rafts. One of the flight attendants tries to take off with my blanket and I almost tackled her to get it back! Also, I couldn't find my ipad so I was looking frantically and so was Jenny. Before we had a chance to escape the aircraft it takes off again! We have no idea what to do on an empty airplane! We walk to the first class cabin and see the secret meeting explaining the point of the devices, then I WOKE UP!

I will never know what the devices were for!!! MADNESS!

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